As promised, I'll fess up. I did not take Bongo's picture.His last day in the pulpit a pastor chastised his congregation declaring that if they were not getting anything out of his sermons it was their fault. "As long as the Word of God is preached", he declared "a monkey using queue cards could preach it and you could learn something from it."
A month later the pastor received a letter in the mail. It read:
Dear Pastor,
You were right. And we are pleased to report that attendance is up 50% and pastorate expenses are down by 95%. Bongo sends his regards.
As promised, I'll fess up. I did not take Bongo's picture.
3 comments:
LOVE your new site - just found it tonight! gotta put another kid to bed - i'll be back :)
Too funny! Found you through Danielle's site. Glad I stopped by!
You're right about several things, not the least of which is sometimes you're the bug.
:)
Okay ... now I'm just gonna say this b/c I'm bugged ... PLEASE let me know the next time you two change your addresses again!!!
Thank you very much :)
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